Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.
by iam2eeyore April 01, 2010
Temporary pseudo-muscles that one acquires while drunk. Usually accompanied by a feeling of invulnerability and lack of foresight.
by JJMcGruff November 27, 2010
When someone doesn't have access to proper loading tools such as a loader or skid steer and is forced to unload heavy items by hand.
" There wasn't a loader available at the time , so we ended up having to MUSCLE FUCK the rest of the sod rolls by hand."
by StevenAveryisinnocent January 16, 2016
well defined muscles from working out at the gym; but with out the ability to be of any actual use. Like a Hinda car they look good but cant pull for sh*t.
The guy was acting tough him and his honda muscles
by tomshands March 24, 2019
A penis that is above the average size
by Girth monster July 05, 2021
When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.
I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.
by El Chueko December 09, 2014
Having a lot of web-based capacity, presence, or power. Having an effective website, a great blog, or the ability to influence things via the web.
#1 Obama's campaign has a lot more web-muscle than McCain's
#2 That company's website is great, really interactive and informative, they got great web-muscle.
#3 This guy's blog has alot of subscribers and he can pull off a lot of things using his web-muscle.
#2 That company's website is great, really interactive and informative, they got great web-muscle.
#3 This guy's blog has alot of subscribers and he can pull off a lot of things using his web-muscle.
by Zachary Henkel August 27, 2008