muff duffer

Derived from the Australian term for a cattle rustler (cattle duffer).
A lesbian who preys upon straight females.
She specialises in the naive, recently jilted, suggestible, drunk, "cute" etc...She can be either singularly,or a combination of; mercenary, sneaky, subtle, surreptitious, overt, sustained, touchy-feely, duplicitous.

"Dwayne, I'll get the drinks, and while I'm gone you keep that muff duffer off my woman."

"Babe, I don't care about the carbon footprint, you're not carpooling with that muff duffer."

by Malonetogether April 5, 2009

muff coral

when the woman's vagina has heaps of thick pubes

mitchell rice has muff coral all over his body

by peter hennessy thinks mitchell rice is gay January 2, 2007

fluffy muff

another word for pussy and punny

holy shit! that is one fluffy muff!

by Fred the Breadrin March 12, 2003

Tuff Muff

Tuff Muff: Any female known to be aggressive, butch, or just plain jacked.

Regularily enforces and demonstrates her aggression and strength to beat the shit out of others.

Man.. you see that fight last night at the party? That bitch was one tuff muff

by PseudonymedPl0x February 22, 2011

muff disease

The common "cold-like" symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.

This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.

ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.

ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from

by Tiku January 14, 2008

muff and buff

A strip club with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

As soon as we get to Vegas we're hitting up a muff and buff for breakfast.

by Jeff & AP connection February 11, 2008

MUFF-DIVER

(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.

Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.

by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004