by Knoxford April 29, 2009
Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.
Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's
by WNN4169 June 22, 2020
A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.
Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!
by freudmacgyver December 03, 2013
On monday shine day (aka every monday)is when you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)
by pop off kween November 15, 2020
Person 1: I’ve been amping up my exercise
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday
by IsolatedWords January 16, 2021
In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Moan More Monday" is an event starting on the first Monday , in which you moan until completion in a quantity in relation to the date.
by AwareKu November 10, 2020
super slow monday is the worst
by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 07, 2022