ya momma

ur mom is literally a hoe

Carl: who is the biggest cunty whore in this town?”

Todd: Ya momma

by yamomzahoe March 15, 2024

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

joe momma

Joe Momma = Your Momma / Yo Momma

p1 "knock knock
p2 "whos there?"
p1 "Joe"
p2 "joe who?"
p1 "joe momma"

by Missgyrl October 31, 2021

Mula Momma

Female who financially supports a man older than her that is 100% celibate with her only. So instead of the popular term "sugar momma" it's "Mula" because she ain't getting no sugar

She hoped to someday be more than that but that girl just a mula momma

by Zanican Skywalker January 31, 2020

Momma Toie

An amazing person that is gifted with a beautiful open and welcome heart. Makes others feel special and is always laughing. Someone one of a kind.

Go see Momma Toie.

by Macho333 December 9, 2021

Journey Momma/Daddy

A person (mom or dad) who has experienced an infertility journey before finally having their journey baby (a baby born after infertility)

Congratulations on your pregnancy, Journey Momma/Daddy!

by Journey Mama October 5, 2022

Yo Momma

Very super stupid jokes that are created and managed by the idiots of the world.

Man: You mama so stupid...
Girl: LIKE YOU?
Man: No...Yo Momma jokes are great

by theweirddefinitons October 8, 2017