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Dual Moanitors

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.
Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.
by Stoney69 March 16, 2019
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goo'moanin

what a quick Good Morning sounds like on the way to the bathroom.
he is already or still up (nobody knows) and only allows himself a super short sleep during daybreak (the five minutes of sunup)
"goo'moanin, Sepp. don't tell me you have had the daybreak slumber! want eggs?"
by Krkič May 5, 2019
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Tony Moany

When your moan gets too groany and you become some sick new jersey gay hairy men.
Guy A: *with a New York accent* I just gave my boyfriend the best dick ever. RIght!?

(Guy B): Right!

(Guy A): But that slut just gives "Tony Moany". What's the matter with him? One time I'm fucking an divine italian angel, next thing you know I'm hearing my uncle's voice coming from that dude!
by BananaPow November 24, 2021
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Lawn Moaner

Someone that moans loud enough during sex that they can be heard outside the house.
You were a Lawn Moaner last night. The neighbors probably heard you.
by BluesFan207442 July 28, 2022
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Mongoose Moaner

Mum doesn’t snore but when she is by herself in the room she is a mongoose moaner and drops the glass thing
by Aussie cobber September 3, 2022
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Pornstar Moans

When a freak has no shame in being loud while having sex in a semi-public/public location.
“Jesus man do you hear those Pornstar Moans?”
“Yeah you just have to ignore it.”
by LordChi July 7, 2023
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UHF moaning

This term is for porn or hentai where female moaning is unbarebly high pitched.
It is derived from Ultra High Frequency used in radio.
Oh God, my classmate was playing UHF moaning in the CLASSROOM!!!!
by LMIGAMING August 8, 2024
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