Milf Oil

Any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a MILF in the mood. The preferred brands are Grey Goose, Patron, and anything used to make a "girly drink".

Man, I'm going to head to the bar and get her some Milf Oil.

by 00Dave October 1, 2011

milf

mother I'd like (to) fuck

John: Mariska Hargitay?

Brian: Damn she a milf.

by slxnt_ May 11, 2014

milf

a sexy as fuck mommy

i got that milf money

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

dropped the black and mild

Hood superstition.

If you dropped the black and mild, it means 12 is coming

Hey Kush dropped the black and mild. So watch out for 12

by WitchCraftShawty September 28, 2020

milf

A sexy as fuck mum

i got milf money

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

Run Of The Milf

1.An Average to hot looking Mother.

2. A hot looking mother but in an area abundant with hot milfs.

Back home she'd be a stunner but here in Breda she's just run of the milf

by bredacheda September 8, 2010

ur mom a milf

The worst insult known to mankind; more fatal then ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpa a trap, ur brother bi, no u, and ur sister a mister combined.

Jim: Ur mom gay
Rob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: No u
Rob: Well Ur granny Tranny
Jim: Oh yeah, well ur grandpa a trap
Rob: Ur Sister is a mister
Jim: Ur brother bi
Rob: I'll say it
Jim: I dare you
Rob: I have no conscious
Jim: Do it or ur a tranny
Rob: Ok, Ur Mom A MIlf

*Jim turns back into a fetus and then fucking explodes so it kills him and his mom. So burns out planets explode into oblivion and the only thing still capable of thought is rob, the meanest man there ever was*

by The smartiest man alivwe May 11, 2018