Meterosexual Magikarp

One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most.

Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...

by Lyfial April 12, 2009

retrosexual

This word wouldn't exist if "metro" didn't happen to rhyme with "retro." It's supposed to mean the opposite of a "metrosexual," which makes it another superfluous word since we already have a word for the opposite of a metrosexual called "straight."

You are retrosexual
=
You are straight

by mr Monkeypenis September 16, 2005

meteorsexual

A stylish, urbane gentleman who prefers the company of meteors.

Man, that dude is styling. Check out his OH MY GOD HE'S HAVING SEX WITH A METEOR

by athodyd January 18, 2005

metro sexual

"A straight man with class"

Tommy one day decided to where womens perfume and go to the bananna republic. This is a case of metrosexuality!!!

by Buzzin Bitch April 5, 2005

metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.

lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.

by Grant January 9, 2005

fetrosexual

A straight female/woman who enjoys manly things i.e. fantasy football, watching excessive sports, farting in public, burping in public. This word has nothing to do with being gay or straight.

For example, Robyn, unlike Leah, loves fantasy football, watching sports, and hanging out with Mike and the guys, thus she shows traits of a fetrosexual.

by Leah22 May 23, 2007

metro sexual

A heterosexual male who is awakening the potential of the 'Right Brain'. Meaning: higher sensitivity, increased intellectual & spiritual capacity.
Further leading to a negation of the primal ape-like responses of the 'left-brained' dominated male.

Tom Cruise, Jeff Goldblum, Billy Bob Thorton, Will Smith, Sean Penn...

by Earth Academy June 26, 2004