After a party, your friend wants to go to the dorm of a girl you're also into so you follow them home and keep watch to make sure that she's safe. Also after this is over, you realize that she doesn't live there. And a couple days later, she texts you "don't contact me".
by john-13241 April 28, 2024
A tried and proven method that allows one to stay bricked and maintain their erection for a very long time. It involves taking a date, preferably a medjool date, and splitting it in half. You then proceed to take a small piece of cheese and put in inside the date. Lastly, take a good quality bottle of raw honey and drizzle the date to your heart's content.
In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.
In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.
Non believer: "Hey Saad, me and my girlfriend are trying to get pregnant but I can't stay hard?"
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"
Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"
Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.
by bunbun24 June 19, 2025
Dude! Audrey tried the chapstick method last night she tasted like Coconuts and vinegar! Way better.
by Biggerbrainbrian December 11, 2021
This is when the baby daughter sucks on her father dick to get sperm out to drink it for milk or the baby son sucks on his mother nipples to suck semen out of it for milk to drink for nourishment. Until it can eat solid foods
Na’vi’a baby nursing method is used by all her race. They say she’s a genius and revered like a god to be the best of them. She feels better than everyone else and don’t think highly of anyone else especially because of this method she started 6 years ago and everyone been doing it. How are the babies now?
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 04, 2022
When you are going down on a woman, and roll her hips back to be able to tongue her asshole. This surprise will be met with disdain or delight. Great Segway into anal.
Did Chloe let you lick her ass last night?
No bro I pulled the roll-back method and she was totally into it though.
No bro I pulled the roll-back method and she was totally into it though.
by Jdub14 August 20, 2017
The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:
1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes
1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes
by vinnymendozaalt August 04, 2024
To insert penis into vagina upon ejaculation (from masturbation or fellacio). Usually done for physical satisfaction from the sensation or to enhance chances of pregnancy.
My wife’s vagina is sore and not trying to have sex, so I used the pull-in method since we are trying to have kids!