Melt

A 'Melt' is a term used to describe someone who is often clumsy, or silly. A 'melt' is a special kind of 'doofus' (but not completely stupid, as that would be rather mean).

Ryan: Eshara, what number are you on now?
Eshara: You don't have my number saved? Gosh, Ryan, you are such a melt.
Ryan: What does that mean?
Eshara: It means you are a special kind of doofus.

Ryan: Oh I see. You are so wise Eshara.

by BubbyPingu November 11, 2022

melted vanilla cone

When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone

My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone

by cykofiend February 27, 2014

Melt

Myles McEvoy

Shutup Myles you melt.

by AH - 64 Apache June 7, 2018

melt the butter

The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.

Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!

by HolDoll February 5, 2018

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

Max melting

when you slowly grow more and more chins

"wow shes got three chins she must be max melting for ages"

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

Palm Coast Patty Melt

A female from the Palm Coast whos vagina resembles that of a patty melt.

Yo i tried going down on this girl from fuegos but when I got her home she had that Palm Coast Patty Melt

by Dipskygadoos February 15, 2017