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Melon

A really good person, not to be confused with melons
Melon is usually a nickname for someone that is ecstatic and loves to be around people
Usually not single and loves fun stuff.
Usually accosiated with groups and chats that enjoy his/hers presence
Loves any jokes and loves memes.
Oh, stop making me laugh, Your being such a Melon right now
by UrbanUnofficial May 17, 2018
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The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.
by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019
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Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.
Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025
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poached melon

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.
by taterth0ts October 9, 2020
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Melon Gang

Melon Gang, it is the best Gang in all of the VR Community. if you try to beat Melon gang our Daddy Eric will hit you >:(
Idiot 1: what is melon gang?
Smart 2: WTF HOW DONT YOU KNOW YOU IDIOT
Idiot 1: *crying*
by Njord September 22, 2020
mugGet the Melon Gangmug.

Royal melon

Oh my God clones fight royal melon would be a clone and pair is not a clone. Oh my god oh my god oh my God basically to YouTube shorts are you ARG are you got clothing for
I got cloned by Royal melon
by Micah crazy October 8, 2023
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melon sauce

When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.
by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024
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