The Boot to Louisiana

The Boot to Louisiana-
The Boot to Louisiana is when every state in U.S.A. kicks you out for (insert fantasy scenario here) except for Louisiana, Louisiana will be the only state to accept you.

Louisiana was once known as part of the M.I.M.A.L. the Elf region. Louisiana is also known as the Boot, Mimal's Boot, the Elf's Boot, and/or the Elven's Boot. Home of everything that is Bootleg.

Person 1- I heard getting the Boot to Louisiana was so impossible I cannot find a reason why that the legend exists.

Person 2-It does exist otherwise nobody would talk about it.

by Silenthillrick2 October 11, 2023

Louisiana Stew

The thick, brown muddy concoction left in the toilet bowl after having explosive diarrhea

Someone didn’t flush and it’s bad, they left behind Louisiana Stew

by Wrestle Me November 3, 2021

Louisiana Refund

Opposite of louisiana purchase. When a woman loses her big round ass due to dieting.

Dam girl, u just got a louisiana refund? Give this girl a double cheeseburger!

by kbmoney November 4, 2011

Louisiana Chowder

While receiving fellatio from an intoxicated woman who has recently ingested semen, she mistakenly vomits on your erect penis leaving you with a lap full of Louisiana Chowder.

"I had to throw those pants away after Becky made me some Louisiana Chowder"

by Backass Jack November 9, 2015

Louisiana

Her vibes are unmatched.

Louisiana is Fire

by Kill bae May 28, 2022

Louisiana Knock Out

While your best babe is giving you a BJ while your standing up, and she's on her knees on the floor, you guzzle a bottle of red wine, then shotgun a beer. Right before you start puking all over her head, grab her by both ears so she can't back off. While your puking all over her head, force your meat stick down her throat until you blow your load and the gagging makes puke and nut shoot out of her mouth like a fire hose. Take your dong out her mouth and knee her as hard as you can on the chin.

My girl loves to suck my d*ck, but she talks to much and I had to get up early, so I gave her a Louisiana Knock Out.

by Lance Dirk January 1, 2022

Louisiana Steamboat

The most dangerous kiss to ever give someone. Made famous by Smosh.

"No, not the Louisiana Steamboat, no! Oh… that feels kinda good!" - Stevie

by octacle August 21, 2024