share the load!

Share the load is a phrase Samwise Gamgee would tell Frodo Baggins when the Ring became to much of a burden to carry, also something a person yells when having a three-way

1. Dude you have to much homework you need to Share the load
2. Come on! Don't let this bitch have all of it, Share the load!

by HitlerDidn'tDoAnythingWrong! July 20, 2018

LOAD TOAD

A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!

Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!

by KrisTiegA July 27, 2021

Load Shedding

British term, to shed ones load is to take a massive dump. Not to be confused with shedload or loading a shed.

South African: I will be offline later due to load shedding in my area.

British person: Brb I need to shed my load.

by Terry Tibs July 13, 2020

Packed and Loaded

To have a bowl or smoking piece filled with "smoking material" and ready to light

I'm packed and loaded - let's smoke this shit.

by Liquorshits May 02, 2010

Loading the Musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

by jdodds January 20, 2015

Bases Loaded

three in the butt, two in the cooch, one in the mouth

"the next scene they had the Bases Loaded and i couln't tell where they stopped and she began!"

by Funni Louie April 18, 2016

load the boat

To recruit a large number of people towards your cause.

If we’re gonna get Karen fired we’re gonna have to ask everyone in the department to document her recent behavior, you know, load the boat

by Dr. Tampa August 06, 2019