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Poop on me and lick it off

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.
You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!
by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011
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When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.
Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!

Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...
by Range Master October 8, 2009
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Elbow Lick

1. a steamy hot smack on the elbow, usually performed by someone's tongue. leads to a sensation of your elbow being wet and warm. increases sexual ability and performance.
When I saw Boris, I wanted to go all Shibby and give his sexy elbow a lick
by boris! August 5, 2003
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Anal Lickin' Good

So good, you could lick a mans anus for free.
That chicken is anal lickin' good. Hey Bob, get over here and take off your pants...
by Fluffy Bunny Rape lick December 18, 2008
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son of a cunt licker

1. A person who has a parent or parent's who like to lick cunt.

2. Another way of saying son of a bitch or son of a fuck.
A son of a cunt licker is generally a person you do not like. Some guys like to do this and some do not. Some girls like to do this and some do not. Some girls like having this done to them and some do not.
by Brian1299 December 27, 2008
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Pot Licker

A derogatory reference to one's social status... esp. to one's status of being poor and/or starving. If you are poor you would "lick the bottom of the pot" for all of the scraps and leftovers to make sure to get the most out of it while if you were living in opulence you would not need "the bottom scraps" and thus those who were poor were pot lickers.
Those destitute pot lickers down the street should stop spanging and get a real job...
by Mr. E. Man December 5, 2005
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carpet licker

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?
by joe April 23, 2003
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