When you are a pyromaniac and you light your house on fire for pleasure then you sit down and watch yo fam get crusted.
by scusemebiatch October 31, 2016
A fellow named Tyler who has found himself at the perfect level of intoxication. At this ideal point on the "Lit Spectrum", one finds oneself with superhuman intelligence and confidence, with the ability to out smart even the highest of scholars. Straying too far left or right on the spectrum renders the subject cognitively useless and moderately to severely suicidal.
Javier: Where's Lit Ty, we're trying to sneak into the International Space Station?
Pablo: I don't know but we should find him, I want to snort some moon dust, Lit Ty is the only one who could pass for an astrophysicist.
2Lit Ty: I can't hang myself in zero gravity.
Javier: Fuck, we have to deal with 2Lit Ty.
Pablo: Lit Ty would know what to do in this debacle.
Pablo: I don't know but we should find him, I want to snort some moon dust, Lit Ty is the only one who could pass for an astrophysicist.
2Lit Ty: I can't hang myself in zero gravity.
Javier: Fuck, we have to deal with 2Lit Ty.
Pablo: Lit Ty would know what to do in this debacle.
by 2LITTY November 25, 2016
A terrible subject, ussually taught in a tiny, stuffy classroom, that is way too hot because of the close proximity of bodies and the heater that stays on too long into summer. most commonly taught by teachers who cannot speak the English language properly and come from a forein country, invloves a lot of nut-eating and Urban Dictionary surfing.
henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
by eviiil1 September 06, 2007
by Mr.snooplionthethird March 16, 2017
1. Another term for "cashed".
2. When whatever you are smoking your marijuanna out of is finished, leaving behind nothing but ash.
2. When whatever you are smoking your marijuanna out of is finished, leaving behind nothing but ash.
"This is dead lit. Let's pack another one."
"Is this dead lit?"
- "No, there's still one more hit left."
"Is this dead lit?"
- "No, there's still one more hit left."
by anita hardone April 19, 2009
Used in hockey to describe a situation in which a goaltender was outworked by the opposition's offense and surrendered several goals in a game.
by brooksies August 08, 2006