levi stans

a group of minors who worship levi ackerman's (attack on titan) huge horse c0ck.
one of the horniest mfs you'll ever meet. they don't have any thoughts about real men whatsoever, and love being degraded by captain levi.

levi: oi brat, come here.
levi stans: oh yes daddy ! 😫
levi: ..what the fuck.
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levi stans in a hospital bed after being showed where all levi's height went:

by leviscumslut January 30, 2021

levi ackerman

A hot old guy that everyone simps for

Levi ackerman is one of the hottest old man you’ll ever meet.

by djjdjfjdbdi February 1, 2021

Levi Ackerman

This short little fucker loves kicking ppl in the kidneys since its the only place he can reach. His life is also so horrible that he spends his time fighting around with 17 year olds psa hes around 40 years old.... this short bitch loves slicing flesh and has major ocd.

Levi Ackerman is an absolute bitch

by glitchcos_ February 26, 2021

Levi Ackerman

the most sexy mf in the world i literally wanna suck his toes so bad 😫

you look so Levi Ackerman right now

by buttercup797 October 10, 2021

Levi Ackerman

Murders titans and scrubs the fuck out of floors

Did you see captain Levi Ackerman going absolutely ham on those titans? That’s right bitches. The duke is back.

by .Toast.<3 January 14, 2022

Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

by Miguel Phelps July 5, 2010

Levi Hoffman

Sexy and hot. All around the funniest and most epic guy you will ever meet. Good to hang out with a Lorenzo or Andrew

That guy is so hot. Almost like Levi Hoffman hot!

by FlameytheBoy64 February 12, 2020