Mom: Damn it Johnny what did I tell you about pissing in bottles I’m not gonna keep cleaning up ur gamer lemonade
Johnny: but mom im busy playing valorant I don’t have time for potty breaks!
Johnny: but mom im busy playing valorant I don’t have time for potty breaks!
by goobsnoob September 12, 2024
Get the Gamer Lemonade mug.Derivative slang of the phrase "making lemons out of lemonade" and when used in reaction to conversation from an overly positive human. Also referred to as TALKING LEMONADE.
Rusty asked Herb what happened?! Herb said, "I was working on a four-story roof when I fell off, breaking my hip, neck and spleen..... becoming paralyzed. I lost my wife, my job, my dog hates me, I can't drive my Porsche and a woman will never look at me again. What a great turn of events. From now on I don't have to go into work, wake up in the morning, shower, interact with people, I can drink and cry myself to sleep every night, and I will live like a king off the land and my permanent government disability check in a trailer park with a white picket wheelchair ramp in the front yard. Must have been my lucky day. I don't know what I did to deserve such fortune. Life is good. If not for that I'd have to get up tomorrow and schlep shingles up a 100-foot ladder all day. Who wants to do that for the rest of their lives?!" Rusty replied, "that sounds like a bunch of Lemonade Talk to me!"
by Rusty Sluts November 21, 2024
Get the Lemonade Talk mug.The Cloudy Lemonade is a trick in which you ejaculate, tip the end of your foreskin to stop it from escaping, and then go for a piss, hence Cloudy Lemonade.
by David Spy January 6, 2025
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Dude 1: Yo bro, Have You Got The Lemons For Lemonad- OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THE LEMONS
Dude 2: S-sorry Bro....I'm A Registered Lemonader
Dude 2: S-sorry Bro....I'm A Registered Lemonader
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Get the Lemonader mug.I went home with this baddy from the club for some freaky time. I asked for a golden shower and didn’t realize she was on her period. I got the cranberry lemonade treatment boiiii!
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Awwh, she cant come she's just a lil "lemonade Gul."
She not gonna share like dat, she's a : "lemonade girl."
She not gonna share like dat, she's a : "lemonade girl."
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Get the Lemonade Girl mug.Absolutely fucking horrendous. It tastes like lemonade, yes, but if you sprinkled rose blood and kimchi juice on it. It is usually used by corny anti-furries who think of it as furry blood. Not true.
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