Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Laser

Cool, dope. A term used for something that is outstandingly awesome

"Did you see the Shamrock Shake is back?"
"Yeah, those things are laser."

by Gooosepoop March 19, 2023

Lasered

Purposely third-wheeling on a date so that your friend can't get laid that night

-Dude you totally ruined my date
-Get Lasered Homie!

by Bigdiccmarty March 22, 2023

Lasered

When someone or something gets shot down by a weapon with near perfect or perfect accuracy

That guy just got lasered by that minigun!

by Harked April 3, 2023

laser opps mobile gayming

a gay laser company that also has a gaming lair in its basement

hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?

by parker.crawdaddy69 June 5, 2023

Lasterdaymorning

“Yesterday morning”

Her: “ remember Lasterdaymorning I made them eggs?”
Him: oh, yeah, I forgot about them!

by Yorealvin10 July 5, 2023

Laserdisc

The best thing ever! It is an old Optical Disc format that is half analog and half digital. Is it burned in a different way compared to the CD and DVD, despite looking like a CD the size of a Vinyl Record. It was a failed format. Why? Because compared to VHS, Laserdisc costed WAY more! Nobody had fancy TVs either, so the quality wouldn't make much of a difference. Despite still having a crisis over my old Urban Dictionary account and coping this way, Laserdisc is still amazing.

Person 1: Wow! It's a CD Record!
Person 2: No it's not, it's a Laserdisc.
Person 1: Oh.

by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023