Dusty Lemon

To be bitter or sour faced

“Stop acting bitter Susan no one likes a dusty lemon”

“Look at that sour face old hag, she’s such a dusty lemon”

by NoMaskRequired September 19, 2023

lemon jelly

When everything is the world is nice and lovely - people are helping, children are smiling, and nothing gets you down. A state of mind and an ideal world state.

Named after the band Lemon Jelly who make lovely music and are very good to their fans.

"Work really sucked today, but I'm very lemon jelly about it."

"She made us a cake? That's lemon jelly."

"If the world was lemon jelly, we'd all be happy."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

lemon party

oh fuck that this is the worst thing ever.

i hate old men who commit acts of lemon party...

by fuck lemon parties February 28, 2005

Combustible Lemon

A kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.

"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson

by FrodoFraggins September 27, 2011

Lemon Technique

lemon technique
A sexual act which involves a split lemon with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the lemon up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the lemon technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by Hi pedestr July 5, 2021

Cheese Lemon

When your hitting it from behind and your cheese goes into her lemon.

Friend 1: I cheese lemoned Sarah Saturday night.
Friend 2: Was she on birth Control?

by CheeseLemon April 3, 2019

lemon cock

When a male is engaged in sexual acts for long periods of time without ejaculating causing his penis to swell up and resemble somewhat as a lemon. Usually happens to opiate addicts due to the fact opiates make it hard if not impossible to ejaculate while under the influence.

"Yo dog I was fucking Trina for 5 hours straight and couldn't cum, I got severe Lemon Cock now. I just wanted to splurge so I kept goin now my shaft is swollen to the max and hurts like a mug!!"

by Daddy Dirtwood May 20, 2014