layin train

Pulling out a ginormous penis and beating "it" up.

Man, I was layin train on that girl last night, felt like heaven in a pussy!!

by Definitionkingfetty1 April 17, 2016

Chill-laxing

The art of shutting up and calming down when someone tells you to chill-lax

I was in a really bad mood earlier, but now im chill-laxing

by Glides April 3, 2010

I know you lying

Something somebody said something you don't want to hear or you know someone lying

Your my girlfriend I know you lying

by Adsdhwn July 14, 2019

Layin the boots

The term Canadians use for having sex with girls.

Eh, look at your buddy. He is really layin the boots to that girl.

by PVR687 May 18, 2010

Global Laming

The fictitious and nondescript effect of too much smug in the atmosphere. Smug is caused by humans who, among other things, love the smell of their own farts because they drive hybrid cars.

Coined in South park when Kyle's dad thinks he is ahead of the curb than the other residents of south park because he buys a Hybrid.

Guy: Stop acting like such a smug bastard just because you own a hybrid car.
Hybrid Owner: Unlike you I'm trying to protect the earth rather than destroy it. *Smells his own fart*
Guy: That couldn't be further from the truth, global laming is far worse that global warming.

by OKay12 July 30, 2011

Lying through his fingernails

Equivalent of lying through one's teeth, but for situations in which the lie was conveyed through typed text via computer or text message.

"Didn't you say Chase told you he was busy tonight? He totally just booty texted me. That boy is lying through his fingernails."

by MDix September 7, 2011

Avril Lavinge

A crapped up person. i feel sorry for her. she's been 'remade' by her producers. she doesn't want to be punk, but her producers made this image for her, so she'd get more famous. and she's led to believe she really likes this music. bottom line: I HATE HER

nobody's home was written by ben moody from evanescence which makes the song sort of decent

by Ville Valo April 24, 2005