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Kyle

A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.
You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
by TMase95 June 20, 2019
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Kyle

The male version of Karen.
White priveleged mansplainer devoid of empathy for any individual who doesn't silently accept the status quo. Fails upward. "Earned" everything he has. Thinks equality means BIPOC get to take his job that his uncle gave him. Thinks his opinion should be given as much credit as your peer reviewed study.

Also see: broflake, incel,
"Maybe if you made better decisions, you'd be more successful."
"Shut up, Kyle!"
by Noturgf June 8, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is a person who thinks he is hard all the time but really isn’t.
He spend half of his day watching porn hub
Oh look it’s kyle Thurlow hehe
by Daddy day care April 27, 2020
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Kyle

Registered sex offender, LOVES THE HINODE EMPIRE!!!! Usually manipulates people and a true sociopath, also a myth maker. ZAMN!!!!!! Avoid kyles at all costs.
Girl: Oh my god that person is so hot is he a myth maker?

Girl2: HE IS LIKE. TOTALLY A KYLEEE
by AwakenInNightmare July 9, 2022
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Kyle

An annoying but kind of, maybe, a little bit loveable person.
Kyles only respond to texts with one word sentences and are usually slow to catch on to things.

Kyles are good at sport and, overall, are pretty nice guys.
"Oh my god he is SUCH a Kyle"
by Socially_awkward_potato November 30, 2019
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Kyle

hey you see kyle over there.. stay away from him. He’s the meanest person you’ll meet.
by ihateyoukyle June 12, 2020
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Kyle

A person who punches holes in drywall and shotguns monster. Possibly not a good relationship with his father. Sensitive but acts tough. Flat brimmed hats a must
Damn it, someone drank all my monster and punched a hole in the wall, was it you Kyle

No, dad! It wasn't me!!!
by Rkelly999 June 20, 2019
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