Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.

He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.

by Gabriel Gillard March 18, 2023

Fart knocker

Fart knocker is an unimportant person.

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Knobby knockers

When your boob's are low to the knees.

Them boob's are so low to your knees . You got them knobby knockers . They gonna knock you off your feet .

by Lucky Strike 🐍 🍀 February 25, 2025

Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

Drunk-knocker

That overly intoxicated person that repeatedly slaps/bumps/taps or "knocks" on your shoulder to get your attention.

My sister is shy when she's sober, but after a few beers she's a total drunk-knocker. She interrupts everyone, tapping on their shoulders saying "hey, hey, hey".

by drunk-knocker November 13, 2021

cube knocker

A co-worker that comes over and knocks on the side of your cube, desk or overhead compartment to get your attention.

I would like Dave more if he wasn't a chronic cube knocker. Can't he just say my name or start talking to get my attention?

by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009