Punish the Kitty

Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.

Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"

Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’

Lisa: "meow"

by AMFK March 17, 2022

Kitty Cent

A White persons gangster name used in combat or fighting straight G's. Ya dig?

Yo kitty cent, was good

by Kitty cent. [Qbk] July 31, 2010

Kitty Bitchin'

Adjective; The act of placing ones finger into another persons mouth, while they are yawning.

Alt: "kitty bitch" "kitty bitched"

"Oh look, they are yawning! Kitty bitch em'!!"

"let's go kitty bitchin'!!"

by 197 September 18, 2012

kitty palooza

When all the felines in a household are in the same area at the same time. only occurs in a home with 6+ cats.

I was so baked last night and all of the cats came in my room, it was a mother luvin kitty palooza!

by iiTSdahlynYO August 13, 2010

slapping the kitty

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough

Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?

by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022

B Kitty

the nether regions or frontal private arts of your special lady.

Bill: wow i sure do love your B Kitty Lisa its amazing!!
Lisa: Thanks Billy its all for you babe!!!

by The Sigs September 21, 2021

cash kitty

Cash kitty is when you land a helicopter in the promised land and live like kings by assimilating the native culture. Must haves are a complete understanding of the boof assist, a track suit, a gold medallion, and a hat that says “pussy and money and weed.” You must also successfully execute a “Serbia Bad” game of chicken and successfully perform an Amish oil change. For those elite few to seize the cash kitty, you will recognize your success by the tall giant hand fucking Romanian traffic will eating a doner and defeating communism.

Scott performed a cash kitty and sent his French microphone to the heavens. Todd petted a dog and said, “that’s cool.”

by spartanEMT November 14, 2018