keyboard smash

the reaction of a sub or bottom whenever you flirt or compliment them

Top: Hi cutie~
Bottom: tyfgyhuyftwyeguhev (keyboard smash)

by GulliDumbo April 30, 2023

Keiko

likes eating cake, is a lychee, is good at drawing and/or painting, does not wear glasses but wears them for the sake of aestheticness

Me: Hii Keiko, how are you today? Oh, why are you wearing glasses?
Keiko: Hi. I am good, I wear glasses for the sake of aestheticness.

Me: Great!

by princessa_sexual May 3, 2023

keiko lychee

cake of lychee

it is a cake that tastes like lychee/has lychee-related decorations

heyy, can i have a keiko lychee? it tastes really good!

by princessa_sexual May 4, 2023

Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

crusty keyboard

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.

Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard

by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019

Wet Keyboard

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.

I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT

by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019

national keyboard warrior day

a day for all of the keyboard warriors to come out, some notable ones being max robinson, josh williams, the the king benton scott. the scumass

yo benton, let’s celebrate, it’s national keyboard warrior day!

by Greg Lazzaro December 1, 2019