keyboard

what teenagers use as a way to avoid real life interaction with someone

this boy did all that keyboard talk but didn’t say anything to me in person

by crater123 October 31, 2019

rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012

Forehead keyboard

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.

I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.

by anonymous March 5, 2023

Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard

Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt

by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016

Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.

Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!

by Scorp130n May 20, 2013

keyboard-socialism

A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.

The market of keyboards have been monopolized, we need keyboard-socialism.

by Echg February 5, 2022