keyboard trash

When you get so happy or excited for something word can't describe, you type keyboard trash.
ex. ahdiofhihfojsficijsxapdai

p1: What is she doing?
p2: Oh she's typing keyboard trash.

by goingbackto505 September 8, 2016

keyboarding

striking your head over keyboard, when you read something stupid

What an awful grammar, I'm just keyboarding...

by ukoyoki July 17, 2016

Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking

Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard

by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018

dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017

keyboard

what teenagers use as a way to avoid real life interaction with someone

this boy did all that keyboard talk but didn’t say anything to me in person

by crater123 October 31, 2019

ducky keyboard

An absolute flex of a keyboard; it is a fact that 34.1% of all PC gamers have ducky keyboard because it clicks cool.

PC gamer: check out the clicking sound of my $100 HyperX x Ducky One 2 Mini Mechanical Gaming Ducky Keyboard!
Me: Wow. That’s a cool HyperX x Ducky One 2 Mini Mechanical Gaming Ducky Keyboard.

by UrmomDictionary December 6, 2020

Typing on Mobile Keyboards

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.

Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.

by moth. August 7, 2021