While having intercourse, the male rotates while penetrating the female until she loses consciousness, much like the tornado in “The Wizard of Oz”. When she awakes, you must be in a witch costume or else she’ll be allowed to crush you with her house.
My wife and I have been looking for new ways to spice things up. Just last week we tried a Kansas Smackdown, and boy was I unprepared.
by Realboy69420 August 19, 2021
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“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”
“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*
“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*
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Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?
Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole
Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole
by swagtootuff September 18, 2024
Get the Kansas City Casserole mug.Kansas is a flat, godforsaken stretch of land where dreams go to die and the only thing growing is the corn and the number of people who’ve had one too many at the local dive bar.
Example: "I went to Kansas, and the only thing I found was a bunch of drunks arguing about whose tractor is bigger."
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
Get the Kansas mug.When blowing coke, molly, or ice into your partner's ass with a straw, and the small differences in air pressures between the atmosphere and the colon suddenly equalize, resulting in a puff of drug mixed with stench back into your mouth.
I thought I'd surprise my girl with a breath-boof the other day, but the surprise was on me when I got the ol' Kansas Kickback.
by Oh Petey June 26, 2025
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For my girl's birthday, I thought I would surprise her with an air-boof of molly, but instead the surprise was on me, as I became the recipient of the dreaded Kansas Kickback.
by Oh Petey June 26, 2025
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(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)
(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)
by conchman August 3, 2025
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