Kansas City chiefs fan

A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life

I hate Kansas city Chiefs fans

by Monkman625 January 28, 2024

Dirty Kansas

When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado

Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."

by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 24, 2022

Kansas Krusader

The act of a female upside down atop her male partner in the upright 69 position currently injecting one another with Meth and then complete a happy ending with a Meth induced blumpkin and oral.

I met this chick last night off the internet anf she had some meth so I suggested we do the Kansas Krusader.

by Midwes$t March 6, 2020

Kansas City Casserole

A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋

Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?

Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole

by swagtootuff September 18, 2024

Kansas flash bang

When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed

Gave my wife the good ol Kansas flash bang last night.

by Kansas kids February 11, 2020

Went to Kansas

When you're actually so fucking high that you think you're laying in a cornfield in Kansas.

I actually fucking Went to Kansas last night.

by DeepFriedSteve September 15, 2019

Kansas Smackdown

While having intercourse, the male rotates while penetrating the female until she loses consciousness, much like the tornado in “The Wizard of Oz”. When she awakes, you must be in a witch costume or else she’ll be allowed to crush you with her house.

My wife and I have been looking for new ways to spice things up. Just last week we tried a Kansas Smackdown, and boy was I unprepared.

by Realboy69420 August 19, 2021