meral and jeffrey

a nice couple 😁👍

meral and jeffrey

by ayro hates emily October 22, 2020

meral and jeffrey

a nice couple 😁👍

meral and jeffrey

by ayro hates emily October 22, 2020

Shut up Jeffrey day

This is when you can tell a man named Jeffrey to go shut the fuck up.

Jeffrey: I just got a-
Person: Shut the FUCK UP
Jeffery: What the hell bro
Person: its shut up Jeffrey day
Jeffrey: Ok have a good day

by P3sto March 16, 2022

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.

Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022

Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion

“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”

by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022

In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

When you are typing your history homework then you fall alseep on your keyboard

In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn purchased the Louisiana territory from France.

by yhatsup February 18, 2022

Jeffrey

From the 2010 movie "Get Him To The Greek" it is a smokable joint consisting of:
- Weed mostly
- A bit of Opium
- Heroin
- Crunched up Ecstacy
- Clorox
- Methadone
- Subutex
- Morphine
- Peyote
- Some of the stuff is unidentifiable
- A little bit of Angel Dust

"You're freakin' out man chill, here take a hit of this Jeffrey!"

by TexIVXX November 22, 2010