peter johnson

percy jackson

“hi. peter johnson is it?”

“shut the fuck up mr. d”

by iliketoread June 20, 2021

dalton johnson

When you accidentally get your girlfriend pregnant

Guy 1: dude I just pulled a dalton Johnson

Guy 2: dude that’s fucked up

by Block23 January 24, 2018

Teabλg Johnson

God.

Teabλg Johnson is god himself.

by zwreida May 11, 2018

Oliver Johnson

Oliver is cute and gets all the boys and girls

You are like Oliver Johnson

by Ford fetus September 24, 2021

Duff Johnson

A drunk penis. Being able to perform longer then usual, due to a large amount of beer.

I was at the bar drining with my buddies the other day; when I got home, I bent my girlfriend over and gave her the Duff Johnson while watching The Simpsons.

by John New October 16, 2008

Gone Johnson

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that has exited your life.

Also used to describe a person that has become insane or has consumed a large quantity of drugs.

"Hey, Trav... I heard your gf ghosted you"

"Yeah, she's gone johnson"

"Did you hear about Tim? He went off the deep end and now he's gone johnson"

"Dude, I cant find that screwdriver anywhere, its gone johnson!"

"Bro you better not drink that OJ with those shrooms or your gonna be gone johnson"

by Trav.man November 22, 2020

Zac Johnson

A retard who is a selfish little bitch. He will lick ur balls and suck ur cock so dont go out with him as he has no friends and has been expelled and suspended from his high school after his dumb and attention-seeking actions.

"I'm Zac Johnson and i am a cumbag retard"

by urpeen5inchesmine7inches June 20, 2019