Gift

Not a present. Actually, the opposite. The most insufferable person you will ever meet. Never stops talking about things that don’t matter and loves AJR. White boy lover even though they deny it. Cannot get enough of the white boys. Calls every white boy a racist but her underwear is in the back of “Parker Jones’” car.

“Gift is hot!”
“Nah, she won’t go for you. She likes that WSD.”

by badb00tybabe February 10, 2024

gift bitch

To give a gift to someone to get a gift back or use as leverage to:
Complain later
Harass

Martyr yourself as a saint

Etc
Can be noun or verb.

My baby mama gave me a present on Christmas and later gift bitched me to her family

Gift bitch gifting bitching

by English phd April 24, 2017

Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!

Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!

by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021

bedtime gift

The good good before you go to bed.

Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !

by Bedtime gift October 5, 2017

Gift Recycling

Gift Recycling is when you receive a gift that you don't want, and instead of throwing it away or letting it collect dust, you give it to someone else, usually under the impression that you purchased this gift in a store with the intended person you're giving it to in mind. This can be tremendously helpful if you receive something you don't want during the holiday season and you're looking to save some money.

Reggie received an Apple charger for Chanukah, however he did not have any apple products, so the gift was useless to him. Instead of throwing it away or going through the trouble of selling it on ebay, he used it for a Secret Santa event at his work place. Thanks to Gift Recycling, Reggie was able to save himself some hard earned pay during the holiday season!

by Dr. Roswell January 10, 2014

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate

I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023

Bear Gift

A bear gift is when a (male/female = gifter) gifts a female a stuffed bear. Which unknowing or knowing to the Gifter. Gives the opportunity for the recipient to use the stuffed bear to pleasure herself (in a sexual way) which in turn makes her think of the gifter

(Stacy) I got a gift bearer from my boyfriend a few days ago (Emily) oh my God do you have it by your bed( Stacy) yeah ... and I’ve kind of been pretending it’s him and humping it (Emily) damn you got a “bear gift” I wish I would get one

by High thoughts with Dany October 2, 2023