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revenge bacon

When you forgot your bacon at a friend's house, and she eats everything after you told everyone you made out. But it is the worst type of revenge. It leaves you heartbroken, devastated, hits you right in the core.
Did you eat all my bacon?? You bitch!

Well I was pissed, so I ate it all. Nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.
by Micheal.SCARN May 3, 2017
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Pocket bacon

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption
Where'd you get pocket bacon? Give me some
by KCJ0nes October 23, 2017
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Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though
by WatcherInc August 26, 2022
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Bacon Haze

The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.
Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
by Biff2011 February 20, 2011
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Bacon' wake

pronounced bake N' wake.

similar to wake N' bake.

but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.
As i was falling asleep, all i could think about was the morning bacon' wake.
by phor twunny August 14, 2009
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Bitch Bacon

1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.

2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!

2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
by assman8407 August 13, 2010
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Bacon Chaser

Adjective Braw

A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,

Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers

The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.

At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'
e.g. Wha'ssssss Crackin' Muh'lickinnnnn Bacon Chaser
by Craig Ritchie May 6, 2008
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