Christmas Lightmare

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.
by The Flower Farm January 01, 2015
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christmas high

when your so stoned and happy it feels like christmas morning when your a little kid, an exuberant feeling brought on by smoking marijuana, blissful happiness
Dude we smoked so much last night we were christmas high. I'll never forget the time we got christmas high and went frolicking
by Jblaze23 October 18, 2010
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christmas movie

When you stick your chicken patty inside of her buns
Did Jake and Micah watch a Christmas movie last night?
by Jake a sale May 11, 2017
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Christmas Cheeks

A slang term for women with very distracting red cheeks.

This term is used because red is a color often used with christmas decorations.
"I'd totally ask that girl out if she didn't have those christmas cheeks."
by duffystl August 16, 2009
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drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.
Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.
by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 26, 2009
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Christmas cash

When you don't know what gift to buy someone at Christmas time, so instead you just give them some money so they can buy something themself. Christmas cash is also a song by the hit youtuber named Fred.
ex 1:

Theodore: Oh crap dude, I don't know what to buy my girlfriend for a Christmas present!

Samuel: Just get her some Christmas cash.

ex. 2:
Fred: Caaaash! Cash money! Money! All I really want is caaaash! Cash money!
by Michaelwuzheer December 22, 2009
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Bachmann Christmas

When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.
Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.
by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014
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