Iphone Underwear

To obtain the iPhone Underwear first you MUST ring up the Joe Maclaine 3 times consecutively. Once she states "My booty crack Sileen" you must respond "Ring ring". Once all steps are completed you may look down and find them on yourself. After every call to Joe Maclaine or any other acquaintances you WILL nut if they don't pick up fast due to the vibrations of the calling effect.

SIlas: Whats that ringing sound from your drawls?
Eli: Its my new Iphone Underwear? I thought that was obvious...
Josh to Noah: Bro I'm your number one hater and best drummer in Dunmore

by BarneyRiver2 October 15, 2025

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iPhone X

The reason why many phones released during 2018-2020 had a gigantic ugly ass pill-shaped notch on the top of the screen. You can blame Apple for this "innovative" trend. Thankfully Samsung refused to copy it.

iPhone X, along with the iPhone 7, are the biggest sinners in the smartphone world for introducing the notch and removing the headphone jack, respectively.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 9, 2024

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iPhone

1. A brand of phone made by the Apple company, using the iOS software

2. Those things that cause all the trouble

1. Guy1: "Hey dude, have you gotten the new iPhone recently?"

Guy2: "No man, those things suck"

Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"

2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."

by AppleSaucce45 March 18, 2022

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Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.

"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."

by mattlesnake March 18, 2013

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