Iphone Syndrome

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.

Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.

by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018

iPhone

a pornographic sexy hunk of metal

"Wow did you just get the new iPhone 12? Yeah it is so good looking."

by skyiii December 18, 2020

iPhone 11

A hob

Do u have a portable hob (iPhone 11)
Ye (takes it out of pocket)

Sick

by NO! December 24, 2020

iPhone

The best thing ever waaaaaayy better than android

iPhone is better

by Kindagayredneck November 21, 2020

iPhone SE

A phone that nobody has unless they were hit in the head with a brick.

Person 1: What phone do you have?
Person 2: The iPhone SE, why?
Person 1: We're breaking up.

by yeetz72 November 23, 2020

Iphone

The type of phone that will blow up if you put ios 14 on an older version.

My iphone six blew up my apartment after I updated it to ios 14.

by ﾌᐯꪀ𝗸𒊹 February 4, 2021

iPhone 666

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.

Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2021