A "golden wind" is the fart equivalent of a golden shower, i. e. someone farts on you (mostly in the facial area to get inhaled) in order to stimulate arousal.
by little_dark_age July 22, 2022

by bigblackdonkeypenis September 6, 2016

Blue wind is a spiritual awakening guided by the forces of nature. In Hawaiian it is called Polu Makani.
by Blue Wind February 3, 2020

Mark keeps saying every other day that he's moving back to Washington to find a job. I asked my Mom today if he moved yet, she said... "he's a wind blower , he's all talk!!"
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!
Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
by ArrowFin April 22, 2018

by Wind up March 9, 2022

When Three or more participate in the act of trapping each other under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes. The Wind Farm is created by the combination of farticles in an upgraded Dutch Oven.
Jamie, Scott and their dog Lefty were in bed; Scott vomited on the sheets when his wife and his dog gave him the white castle Wind Farm edition of the dutch oven.
by Chedward Lazaro March 10, 2015
