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golden wind

A "golden wind" is the fart equivalent of a golden shower, i. e. someone farts on you (mostly in the facial area to get inhaled) in order to stimulate arousal.
"man, my girlfriend gave me a golden wind the other day, made me come so hard"
by little_dark_age July 22, 2022
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poonane wind

Where a girl farts on a guys dick while having anal sex.
Hey jim your grandma gave me a dirty poonane wind yesterday.
by bigblackdonkeypenis September 6, 2016
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Blue Wind

Blue wind is a spiritual awakening guided by the forces of nature. In Hawaiian it is called Polu Makani.
May a blue wind guide you in this chapter of your life.
by Blue Wind February 3, 2020
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wind blower

Mark keeps saying every other day that he's moving back to Washington to find a job. I asked my Mom today if he moved yet, she said... "he's a wind blower , he's all talk!!"
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
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Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.
Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
by ArrowFin April 22, 2018
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Wind up

Ryan woodward is a pain in the arse he is a wind up
by Wind up March 9, 2022
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Wind Farm

When Three or more participate in the act of trapping each other under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes. The Wind Farm is created by the combination of farticles in an upgraded Dutch Oven.
Jamie, Scott and their dog Lefty were in bed; Scott vomited on the sheets when his wife and his dog gave him the white castle Wind Farm edition of the dutch oven.
by Chedward Lazaro March 10, 2015
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