Lux Silver

Fabulous, fun 925 Sterling Silver jewellery without the flabbergasting price tag attached.

Lux Silver sprees are typically a natural female over-reaction to:

a) A nasty break-up with a single-celled moronic buffoon.
b) Celebratory occasions ie: discovering your high school nemesis is fat and ugly (thank you Fbook).
c) Ecstatic news ie: the blood tests were negative.
d) Terrible news ie: your in-laws are coming.

Lux Silver sprees have proven to be highly effective when exacting hockey-husband revenge, or when seeking PMS relief without the calories.

Also known to be a very healthy alternative to murdering your in-laws.

Put down the knife...and pamper yourself!

I indulge my bling-fetish with Lux Silver therapy.

by The Urban Chick June 28, 2011

Silver 5

A rank in the popular MOBA League of Legends. People in this rank think of themselves as "Good at the game" although they are terrible. Silver 5 players are also bad at grammar but still attempt to correct others.

XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: STFU dude im silver 5 not like you're bronze ass
XxMysticWindxX: but silver 5 isn't even good
XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: Wow you really are a noob
/all XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: 9x report Mystic cause he is a noob and racist
/all XxMysticWindxX: lol you're just one of those silver 5 kids xDDDD
/all XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: lol wrong your fuckwit

by Thrippith the fourth May 31, 2015

Silver 1

Garbage

I'm in Silver 1.

by 0Shadowz September 25, 2020

Silver Permanganate

Silver Permanganate is an inorganic compound with the chemical formula AgMnO4. It decomposes when heated or mixed with water, and heating to high temperature may lead to explosion. The compound is used in gas masks. It has a crystal-like purplish or a grey power appearance.

"Silver Permanganate can also be called Argentous Permanganate."

by Vexacon June 18, 2021

Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.

"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."

by Jemagu December 29, 2011

silver perm

An elderly person, most often female.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck driving behind a silver perm doing 35 in a 55.

by Joel Anders February 17, 2008

silver bitch

The girl who is always almost good enough, but only gets second place, to every other girl. She always wins silver. Never told.

She’s a great girl, but she’s just a silver bitch

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 22, 2017