Ian Hawke

Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.

VB Class: "Hail Ian Hawke!"
Mrs B: "I cant stand you idiots! Drop my class!"

by milonster hunter February 5, 2020

Hurricane Ian

Can be used interchangeably with Typhoon, known as a menace to society for his strong destructive behaviors. Has a strong dislike for the state of Florida and vowed to someday remove it from the planet. Ian should not be allowed around small animals and children, or anything not tied down, display stands, fine china shops.

You cannot take him anywhere, he is such a Hurricane Ian!

by onithius September 27, 2022

ian robinson

Is someone that will be famous and rich in 7 years and Instagram is @210.ian

Damn I want to be a Ian Robinson.

by Factsonlyforreal July 22, 2021

Tournament Ian

A man who forgets his obligations at his job, can't play Rocket League, and simps his girlfriend instead of helping his friends.

Ian is a bussy headahh. Tournament Ian! What a save.

by Xantohjan November 23, 2021

Ian

A Girl with Goldy lock hair.
AKA
Fiona.
Smelly Horse!

hey look at the IAN in the trash can.

by Eleanora April 1, 2009

Ian penis

A very large penis, humongous if you will.

"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".

by Rex Banger January 6, 2008

ian

a little ashy kid that is brok and playes fortnite

ewww ian

by mskdsn September 30, 2019