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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

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you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022
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the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

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We are past the point where we need to impress one another because I have got the feeling for you
in the movie Bringing Down the House
by Slowmo November 10, 2003
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I’ll split her in half

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Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.
Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.
by Super Todzilla May 18, 2018
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CAN I PUT MAH BALLS IN YO JAWWW

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BALLS IN YO JAWWW
“hey lmao CAN I PUT MAH BALLS IN YO JAWWW???”
by i_stan_erik_danielsson69420 June 15, 2021
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i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

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An apology made by Logan Paul.
i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven
by SpecialID March 5, 2021
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If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

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From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007
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Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat

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When you've got a totally mental group chat with all the lads, in which casual banta is exchanged, and then something negative happens and you turn and say "yo brebs, can I get a RIP callum in the chat" and all the lads hammer the group chat with "RIP Callums"
*in the middle of a CoD sesh*

Person: "Sorry lads, got to go mums being a total pleb"

The lads: "Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat."

RIP
brebs
by Nohandelswereavailablesoichone March 12, 2016
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