Houston Astros

Underachieving choke artist team that can't win when it counts.

The Houston Astros have been swept again in the playoffs!

The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope

by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003

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hout

Get the hell out. A term most typically used by a manager that has detected an employee that isn't performing.

Really? You play World of Warcraft when you're supposed to be managing the drive up window. Hout!

by tzdevil November 14, 2011

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Holt High School

School of mark ass niggas who not on nun

“ I’m from Holt High School & Ima beat his ass when I see bro “
1. Seen bro nun.
2. Knows where bro live nun.

by J-Cash33 April 19, 2019

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Houlihan

Twenty-something year old girl from South London perpetually spotting D-list celebrities in the west end.

'wow - guess who I houlihaned last night - the guy who came forth in Big Brother 6 years ago'

'I'm so lucky, I houlihaned the star of sunday morning 'Worship' TV on sunday walking around in Mayfair.

by against celebrity spotting August 19, 2008

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Shitty ass team that cheats in order to win. Everett never tagged Molina at 2nd base and knew he didn't but agreed with the umpire's call. Fuck you Everett. I hope your balls get chewed off by an elephant. I'm glad you lost to the White Sox and want to assure you that you'll never get to the World Series again.

I hate the Houston Astros.

by fuckhouston December 28, 2005

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