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Golf Course hot dog

The golf course hot dog is when you dip you junk in mustard and slap a golf ball off a chicks butthole. You have to be outside for it to be a golf course hot dog. If it's inside then it's a mini golf pretzel stick
I gave that chick a golf course hot dog. Then I hit it for par.

Steaming Hot Dog Man 

Someone in particular that is annoying, bothersome, and intrusive. However, this person is usually oblivious to this fact. In most cases, the person is mocked for his ignorance.

The term was first used to refer to a Jamaican hot dog vender that would usually try to sell dogs outside of a local club. This club was home to acts that mostly attracted upstate, white, civilians. Once the show was over, the vendor would scream "Cold water, cold soda, hotdogs!", or something of that derivative, whenever someone would pass him. Most of the whites would humor him by purchasing a hot dog and pursue to call him the "steaming hot dog man". He has now widely known for his loud, obnoxious screams and blissful state of ignorance.

Whenever he is imitated for humor, the imitator will usually speak in a Jamaican accent.
"Dude, can I come along?"

"Sure, steaming hot dog man! Cold water, cold soda, hot dogs!"

"Thanks!"
Steaming Hot Dog Man by Timmy Ass October 1, 2006

boiled hot dog 

when you get a prince albert and it splits the rest of the way
Joe got a PA and his cock turned into a boiled hot dog.
boiled hot dog by dangggg May 17, 2005

Split hot dog bun 

When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
Split hot dog bun by jamnx May 3, 2011

the hot dog has left the bun 

When a guy is so feminine that it seems as if his dick has jumped away from his balls and out of his pants.
Dan: OMG, DUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE! His hot dog has totally left the bun!
Bill: ALERT ALERT *THE HOT DOG HAS LEFT THE BUN!* ALERT! ALERT!

christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"