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Herp
Half a Herp but found out later it was a dumpster bump
by Dr.FatAnt.702 June 18, 2025
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Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
mugGet the Washington Herpes Bowlmug.

herp a derp

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 20, 2022
mugGet the herp a derpmug.

I think herpes

You literally think about "I think herpes"
IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.
by D El de ton. April 10, 2020
mugGet the I think herpesmug.

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out
Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020
mugGet the herpes slurpeemug.

whale herpes

whale herpes is a disease associated heavily with whale feces and burning mantra poo. Whales don't typically have diseases but there are some occasions where whales can get it from humans
whale herpes is running rampant in the ocean nowadays
by jive turkey 23 October 15, 2011
mugGet the whale herpesmug.

Herpes

You can get herpes from fighting someone and beating them with blood and saliva on you
“Ima beat this **** ass because he gave my sister herpes”
by Treyouip April 16, 2025
mugGet the Herpesmug.

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