internet herpes

The term given to men by militajt feminists on random internet message boards when they disagree with what you say but can't make a concise argument as to why.
"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.
by iLoveBroccoll June 09, 2022
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Republican herpes

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.
by Tarber April 07, 2022
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El herpes

When you fuck a mexican who has aids and then you eat his ass then makes out. After that you cum inside his herpes full mouth.
by Sebastian esperöd November 29, 2018
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herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 24, 2017
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Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker
OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes
by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015
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Pipe herpes

When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes
Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes
by RagingFist81 April 02, 2017
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hotdog herpes

When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.
You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*
by _SirHumble January 05, 2023
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