Helmet popper

When your girl will only let you put the tip in, and you slip past the HELMET and pull back out.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a helmet popper.

by Backdoor Barney November 13, 2017

smoke the helmet

The art of sucking ones meat pipe until sweet release...

A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet

by D hops February 26, 2017

lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.

After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".

by nebakanezzar June 19, 2016

helmet head

a head that is surrounded by a shit trim in the shape of a helmet. this person would most likely be able to take a serious knock to the head without injury.

far out, look at sainty's helmet head.

by ChUcKa- March 28, 2021

Helmet Cleaner

A word used to describe a gay man. The context it was first used was when a E Gabb Esq, referring to his friend, who is gay, and said, 'You're alright for a helmet cleaner.'

'You're alright for a helmet cleaner'

by willybobo August 31, 2013

Cum Helmet

When a guy finishes sex with a woman by pulling his tube steak out of any of her orifices and cascading a hefty load that is so abundant that it coats her hair.

Tim- Did you get it in last night?

Me- Totally. Cristina was concussion-proof after the Cum Helmet I gave her.

by MeezyGeezy March 30, 2012

Cunt Helmet

A large bag of flabby skin, overhanging a fat womans cunt.

Yo dude, your moms cunt helmet is so big, I need a forklift to go down on her!

by deckspinner! August 1, 2011