Cunt Helmet

A large bag of flabby skin, overhanging a fat womans cunt.

Yo dude, your moms cunt helmet is so big, I need a forklift to go down on her!

by deckspinner! August 1, 2011

helmet head

a head that is surrounded by a shit trim in the shape of a helmet. this person would most likely be able to take a serious knock to the head without injury.

far out, look at sainty's helmet head.

by ChUcKa- March 28, 2021

Helmet of Salvation

A bonnet, tht protects your hair from damage and from the devil lol.

Derrick Jackson's wife : You see a bonnet, I see a helmet of salvation

by kittysucker123 June 4, 2021

Cum Helmet

When a guy finishes sex with a woman by pulling his tube steak out of any of her orifices and cascading a hefty load that is so abundant that it coats her hair.

Tim- Did you get it in last night?

Me- Totally. Cristina was concussion-proof after the Cum Helmet I gave her.

by MeezyGeezy March 30, 2012

Helmet Hunter

A person that likes to go find other helmets. Helmets being the tip of a man's penis.

One who searches for more guys.

The gay guy was being a helmet hunter at the club.

by Phuc Dat Bich1 November 3, 2007

Helmet Cleaner

A word used to describe a gay man. The context it was first used was when a E Gabb Esq, referring to his friend, who is gay, and said, 'You're alright for a helmet cleaner.'

'You're alright for a helmet cleaner'

by willybobo August 31, 2013

lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.

After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".

by nebakanezzar June 19, 2016