heather tarbreath 

this refers to a female whose cigarette breath fills the room due to her excessive smoking of up to 3 packs a day. the nicotine boost might also cause her to talk quite excessively. in order to counter this condition, the male must go to COSTCO and buy an economy pack of tic-tacz, feeding them to the unsuspecting female at 5 min. intervals, until which time he can bang her out and cut her off for good. cinnamon tic tacs work the best.

"Heather Tarbreath wants it bad, but i havent been able the get to the price club this week..."

heather tarbreath by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Heather MaC

A certain type of woman who is a stick figure yet doesn't gain weight even though she enjoys MaCdonalds or some type of fast food store very, very much.

"oh god, did you see that Heather MaC today as she came out of Burger King? She is the size of a stick!"

"you should all be Heather MaC 's if you eat that much fast food"

Heather MaC by Joobiewawa January 20, 2008

Heather Wilder 

CEO of Wildfire Media Inc. EPIC BADASS. or so she'd like to think.

A: Heather Wilder came to the bar last night.

B: Did she hurt anyone?

A: What? No, she didn't hurt anyone.

B: That's Disappointing.

Heather Wilder by Wildfire Media Inc. December 28, 2011

Heather Dylan

Bob Dylan's grandchild. Adopted daughter of Jakob Dylan from the Wallflowers.

I hope Heather Dylan will become the 3rd generation of musical Dylan's!

Heather Dylan by nervous sheep rockets May 16, 2008

Heather Sex 

a. The ability to catch herpes from R. Kelly while Kim Kardashian pleasures herself in a tub full of his piss.

b. Sex so lame that you have to imagine R. Kelly pissing on Kim Kardashian's face in order to bust a nut.

God Damn! I smell like musty piss, I think I musta' been havin Heather Sex last night.

Fuck that needle dick, fuckin' him was like having Heather Sex.

This fuckin' party is lame as hell, I think I'd rather be having Heather Sex right about now.

Heather Sex by Cum-Guzzling-Gutter-Slut December 15, 2011

heather phyles 

sometimes a mexican pretty lady. loves stretching her lobes. is the best student at framingham state college. wears innapropriate t-shirts and tries to hide them by zippin gup her north face. "to smoke the crack"

heather phyles is cool, straight up g

heather phyles by pink headband December 10, 2009

heather mills 

ecstacy
pills

just banged a couple of heather mills am buzzin oot ma coupon

heather mills by strudin February 7, 2009