When a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about something. Without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.
Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.
Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.
Andy, Todd, and Matt are sitting around watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.
Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine
Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine
by Commander Poopy Pants May 18, 2011
by Thisonegirl.com April 28, 2020
Calling a male character/person babygirl means that you find him really attractive/cute/submissive/sexy/breedable. Saying that about the character/person might also imply that you want to fuck him.
Albert Aretz is such a babygirl when he flexes, because he's just so attractive.
Miles Robbins is so babygirl in that shirt, submissive and breedable, just how I like them.
Deadpool is honestly a babygirl, I want to do unspeakable things to him.
He's so babygirl - a man that is submissive & breedable
Miles Robbins is so babygirl in that shirt, submissive and breedable, just how I like them.
Deadpool is honestly a babygirl, I want to do unspeakable things to him.
He's so babygirl - a man that is submissive & breedable
by FranklyEverything December 28, 2022
Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.
Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.
Tod: That's what he said.
Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.
by whatserface June 14, 2007
"None of you can handle the he/him pussy"
by the orpheus that didnt turn January 21, 2022
‘What he said’ – perplexing late 20th/early 21st Century social media phenomenon. Often to be found on social media sites whereby an individual asks either a reasonable question, solicits help with an issue or question, or seeks assistance with a pressing issue. The individual will then be provided with informed and insightful comments from a broad base of contributors. Eventually, the requesting individual will receive a response from a poorly informed (but perhaps well intentioned) contributor, echoing the previous comments stating ‘What he said’.
The exact point of stating ‘What he said’ when what was said had already been said has yet to be fully determined (particularly when what was ‘said’ was perhaps neither true or accurate). It is often considered a phrase used by the inarticulate and confused.
The exact point of stating ‘What he said’ when what was said had already been said has yet to be fully determined (particularly when what was ‘said’ was perhaps neither true or accurate). It is often considered a phrase used by the inarticulate and confused.
Mr A: ‘Why do we not see white dog poo anymore?’
Contributor 1: ‘White dog poo is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the poop are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind. But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.’
Contributor 2: ‘What he said.’
Contributor 1: ‘White dog poo is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the poop are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind. But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.’
Contributor 2: ‘What he said.’
by Octopus Scott November 12, 2013
something is supposed to be funny but people aren't laughing
"Uhhhh... he-he-ha-ha-funny-funny?"
by Austyn March 21, 2003