Mongolian Hangover

The full day you spend shitting after eating too much delicious stir fry

I can't go out today, I'm on the throne from the Mongolian hangover

by Skrimps February 14, 2020

Hangover-GASM

The act of masturbating the morning of a hangover to help reduce the side effects caused by all the drinking done the night before.

Hunter pounded too many Miller Lites the night before and woke up with a severe hangover. The only cure was jerking it to get a Hangover-GASM.

by NIsmoAU August 1, 2018

Phantom hangover

A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.

If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.

If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.

***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.

"You look like you had some fun last night."

"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"

by BeppoMonger January 25, 2016

Dick Hangover

When a girl or guy (depending on their preference) has either sucked, fucked or given a handjob to 5 or more dicks the previous night, and following the next morning, they are so tired from the previous night, that they have a "dick hangover". Usually applicable to hookers.

Girl: I'm sooo tired from last night
Guy: What did you do?
Girl: Fucked 7 guys at once. Now I've got a dick hangover.

by KaseyNah February 9, 2010

superbowl hangover

the headache ang nausia assoicated with after the superbowl because a person made too many bets and had too many drinks.

Sorry man I cant go out tonight,after that awesome game I have a huge superbowl hangover!!!!

by bigmoneybri February 6, 2008

ACT hangover

When one has absolutely no desire to do anything college/academic/life wise after taking the ACT. This may last for a couple days to a couple weeks.

Guy1: Hey man how are those scholarships coming along?
Guy 2: Horrible due to this ACT hangover I'm having; I haven't done anything for like a week.

by Koolaidmanandrew9 October 25, 2011

Sports Hangover

The day after a major sports event when your team has lost and you can't get out of bed.

Hey Dan, I think I need an aspirin and some tomatoe juice the Cardinals just lost in the Super Bowl and I have a really bad sports hangover. Oh no, I am going to throw up!

by Lola98675 February 2, 2009