Hangover Purgatory

1. When one is too hung over to get out of bed in the morning, but also too hung over to fall back asleep.

2. The unbelievable dizziness and nausea experienced the morning following a night of heavy alcohol intake, which makes sleeping unattainable and waking up unbearable

I had so many shots of tequila last night, I was in total hangover purgatory this morning

by Bones Malones March 16, 2012

Perpetual Hangover

The state of consuming alcohol at a level that you are either intoxicated or having a hangover, not allowing yourself to recover enough to function as a normal member of society.

One reason of landing in this state can be reaching the goat threshold.

Since the last time I met with Mitko my life has been a perpetual hangover.

by makopowered October 30, 2019

Vulva Hangover

After a period of long masturbation (after a period of Macrastinating), the vulva becomes prune-like and a deep purple.

I went on vacation and really needed to masturbate, but now I have a vulva hangover.

by JJthejessplane September 9, 2022

Dick Hangover

When a girl or guy (depending on their preference) has either sucked, fucked or given a handjob to 5 or more dicks the previous night, and following the next morning, they are so tired from the previous night, that they have a "dick hangover". Usually applicable to hookers.

Girl: I'm sooo tired from last night
Guy: What did you do?
Girl: Fucked 7 guys at once. Now I've got a dick hangover.

by KaseyNah February 9, 2010

superbowl hangover

the headache ang nausia assoicated with after the superbowl because a person made too many bets and had too many drinks.

Sorry man I cant go out tonight,after that awesome game I have a huge superbowl hangover!!!!

by bigmoneybri February 6, 2008

Hangover Headband

A stretchy or elastic fabric worn on the head to conceal the unshowered, nasty hair of an individual after a night of drunken debauchery.

Molly: So...did you go out last night.
JIll: Yea...can't you tell by my hangover headband.

by wandakrannertian June 17, 2009

Hangover Casual

The style of attire worn by individuals suffering from massive hangovers. Most commonly seen in fraternities and other arenas of heavy drinking.

Exemplified by an unwashed T-shirt with gym shorts or sweatpants, and a pair of flip-flops.

Sunday breakfast at the cafeteria usually has the de-facto dress code of hangover casual

by Drunk Dave November 4, 2009