Holiday homecation

When you tell friends you are going on a staycation in the UK but actually your parents have a holiday home.

Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"

Andy "nice that sounds expensive"

Dan "staying at my parents beach house"

Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"

by MrInheritanceTax October 07, 2022

Concreter’s holiday

A Australian term used to explain that someone is in prison.

“Yeah - Nah mate he is on holiday…” “oh, that sounds nice” “… nah yeah, it’s a concreter’s holiday, he will be out in 6months”

by Doing big no January 29, 2025

Porn holiday

A holiday on October 31st where you watch porn all day because you can’t get fucked.

Lilly: Hey porn holiday is coming soon I’m so excited.

Meg: Lonely cunt

by 420 Icarus 420 November 27, 2021

Holiday Bankruptcy

When you have a lot of debts and gets broke from buying all that Christmas presents.

#Person1: Hey dude are you ok.
#Person2: No I’m dealing with this holiday bankruptcy

#Person1: that’s unfortunate

#Person2: yeah I know

by Zelda if the new world November 13, 2022

Pre-Holiday Movie

These are the movies that are released from the middle of October to about the middle of November, just before the holiday movie season. They may have some elements of being a holiday movie (slim but potential Oscar nomination, somewhat epic, drama, romantic comedy) but are usually not the major draw that the holiday blockbusters are. These are frequently horror movies to capitalize on Halloween.

The pre-holiday movies serve Hollywood by advertising the holiday blockbusters.

by New English October 10, 2010

Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher

Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher

by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021

Holiday home-wrecker

The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.

The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.

by Hol9000 December 24, 2017