Hamster

Nothing

A hamster is nothing in the garage

by that kid with the heep July 13, 2019

Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

Hamster Nuts

Giannas Fat Fucking hamsters NuTs jeSuS chRisT that cock is hUgE

Giannas hamster has a huge cock, giant hamster nuts.

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021

Thirsty hamster

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof

2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster

Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.

by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024

Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.

My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020

Hamster

White women

#1 Black woman : “I hate this job”!
#2 Black woman: “ Me too! Too many hamsters work here, they all smell like wet dog”!

by Brookster dude May 29, 2019

Hamster feeding

When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.

Last night I was hamster feeding this girl in her Honda civic. It was magical.

by Leonard1541452 June 4, 2024