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Hamassed

Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )

You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.

Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
by Lightamongdarkeness February 9, 2024
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Hamased

When you do something horrible and justify it by the same old ridiculous excuse.
She caught me cheating again and hamased my way out of it.
by JackTheTeller November 13, 2023
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hameedha

name of a chaotic yet calm girl who’s sweet enough for you to get diabetes, oh my days?!? though she’s chaotic, she’s got that tad bit of patience that holds her back from slapping and kicking off irritating people…
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hamaslighting

form of gaslighting used to distract or confuse when a country, specifically Israel, carries out genocide against innocent Palestinians. This tactic is commonly used by exclaiming 'but Hamas!' in the middle of every conversation.
Piers Morgan was hamaslighting Bassem Youssef the whole interview
by Fadiuos November 21, 2023
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hamaslighting

A form of gaslighting used to distract or confuse when a country, specifically Israel, carries out genocide against innocent Palestinians. This tactic is commonly used by exclaiming 'but Hamas!' in the middle of every conversation.
Mohammed: Why are civilians targeted in the West Bank where there is no Hamas?
Shapiro: but Hamas started the on October 7th
Mohammed: not the Hamaslighting again Shmuley.
by Ninooooem November 22, 2023
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Hamaslighting

ha / mas / light / ing
A form of gaslighting used to distract or confuse when a country, specifically Israel carries out genocide against innocent Palestinians. This tactic is commonly used by exclaiming ''but Hamas!'' in the middle of every conversation to legitimize the massacre.
Marco: How can you justify bombing schools and hospitals?
Yaqub: But Hamas kidnapped and beheaded babies
Marco: See you are hamaslighting again! And btw that isn't true there's no evidence of that, just the IDF saying trust me bro.
by AbuHuraira November 23, 2023
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